Referencing Sitcoms ala Fall Out, to Title a Poem Panic!-Esque
I thought in life
I am already
living Phil's life
in Modern Family
Claire's responsible
uses the pill for fun.
So now we can't baby bump
our way to season one
So here I am
channeling my inner Ted again
For another shot at Victorias,
Tracys, or Robins
But perhaps it is contrived
to find myself a Lily
Cause I might just end up
an unsuccesful Barney
I wonder if I'll have
some cheesy office romance
Like Pam and Jim
or more like Phyllis and Vance
I'm not too keen
of the conniving Schrutes
But the matchness of Mike and Holy
give me bumps like goose
Should I just put
my love for country
above everything else
like President Leslie
Or maybe do something
a little more self-serving
Like Tom and Donna's
treat-yo-self kind of feeling
Perhaps the way to go,
is the way without rush.
We don't want three divorces
and that periodontist Russ.
Good thing I got
My Joeys and Pheebs
because a 'FRIENDS' in need
is a 'FRIENDS' in deed
I thought in life
I am already,
living Phil's life
in Modern Family.
I kinda lost my dream girl
the kind you see in TV
Reality girl's nowhere to be found
My dreams-come-true-girl, will you be?
[Dreams-Come-True-Girl - Cass Mccombs ft. Karen Black]
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